Oh wise and bearded one,
Happy birthday a day late. I love you even though I haven’t mastered the art of being The Perfect Wife. Sorry that you didn’t get a birthday present. I still love you. I just don’t know what tools to buy you to set you up for your next hobby of building wooden canoes. I do promise that when you build the aforementioned canoe, I will sit quietly in the back and paddle and try not to be too annoying with my ineptitude at steering.
All my love,